The real, irrefutable truth about 9-11
On 11 September 2001 one of the world's most tragic events took place as two huge airplanes flew into the World Trade Center destroying the twin towers. It is claimed that these airplanes were hijacked by lunatic Muslim Holy War fanatics who subsequently flew them into the World Trade Center. Both towers collapse soon afterwards and only a lot of rubble was left.
Five minutes after the last brick fell into the dust 110 floors below the first joke and the first conspiracy theory about the WTC 9-11 tragedy was born.
The official explanation about the Arab terrorists and El Quada and Osama Bin Laden was never believed, but on the other hand a believable conspiracy theory also could not be constructed, until now that I, Conspiracy Man, looked into this matter. I searched, I explored, I discovered, until I found the truth and nothing but the truth.
Lets first look at what the other conspiracy theorists idiots say about this matter. They say George Bush orchestrated the whole thing (yeah, right). Others say it was organized by the usual suspects, namely; the CIA, the FBI, Mossad, renegade factions of the KGB, Fidel Castro, Jewish Bankers, the Illuminati, Aliens, etc.
All a lot of hogwash, because none of it can be proven.
But now let us look at the facts as manufactured...er, I mean discovered by me.
The first fact is that it couldn't have been Arabian terrorists who flew those planes into the WTC. Everyone knows that the Arabs don't have it in them to do something like this. In ancient times they invented numbers and that is it. After the invention of numbers they did nothing that was noteworthy ever again. Look at how a small, tiny country like Israel keeps them in their place for the past forty years now. Further, basically any country can invade any Arab country at will. So it couldn't have been Arabs, they are too weak. I think it comes from smoking those huge water pipes and drinking hot coffee in the hot sun and especially wearing those huge flowing dresses.
It couldn't have been airplanes that destroyed those buildings, because the building were especially constructed to withstand the impact of such planes. Everyone knows that the WTC was constructed to be fire proof, Boeing proof, Arab proof, terrorists attack proof, child proof, termite proof and water proof.
The United States Air Force is the best air force in the world with the best technology ever. They would have shot Arab hijackers out of the sky within seconds of take off, or they would have hired Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal to do it for them. Whatever the case may be the USAF would never have allowed shit like this to happen.
So it must have been a force that is very powerful and almost unstoppable that made 9-11 happen.
So what really happened.
The explanation is so simple, that people will get tears in their eyes when they read it. Here are the facts as explained to me by a wise old homeless man.
George Bush is an Annunaki as proven by David Icke. What Icke don't know is that Bush is only an apprentice Reptilian and that is why he sometimes reverts back to his original form on national television and in the oval office. So Bush has to pay a yearly fee to the Annunaki Finance Department so that an expert Reptilian can assist him in keeping his human form. This is a very complicated process which I will not explain here.
Bush must be kept in his human form, so that us real humans can never find out that we are in reality being ruled by Reptilians from the planet Nibiru. (Click here to find out the truth about the Reptilians.)
But the because Bush is still a child in Annunaki years, he sometimes forget to pay his fees. (The Reptilians lives for billions of years, whereas Bush is only 120 years old.) Now the Annunaki Administration warned Bush about this many times, but Bush is so busy playing president of America and reading to preschool children that he didn't bother to pay his fees, despite numerous reminders sent to him.
Now people must remember that these Reptilians live only for money and possessions. Because of their reptilian brain they only think about money day and night as proven by David Icke. So if they want their money they want it and hell will visit you if you don't pay.
And that is what happened on that tragic day of 11 September 2001. The Annunaki decided to sent Bush a final reminder and get his attention at the same time. They decided to destroy the twin towers.
For this they used a strong planet buster green laser streaming ray (this comes with its own GPS and MP4 player as well as ear phones).
The attacked started early that morning at about 04:00. They had to start that early, because of the immense strength of the WTC. The towers were so immensely strong (built by Jewish engineers, who we now know is actually Egyptian engineers – who we know built the pyramids), that even their advance technology had a problem with it. The planet buster ray slowly but steadily weakened all the bottom structures of the twin towers.
Then later that morning the real attack started that we all saw on television. Under the cover of holograms of airplanes that flew into the towers, the Reptilians, shot the planet buster ray to the 94th -98th floor of the north tower and the 78th - 84th floors of the south tower, causing the floors to collapse onto the one underneath. Using their Ultra strong, invisible flamethrower device, they also caused a fire on that floor. As each hit floor fell onto the floor underneath, the already weakened structure simply gave way and the whole thing came down in what looked like a coordinated implosion. Everything fell neatly in a heap on level ground zero where it was almost immediately shipped away to evil Chinese factories where they changed it into Playstations from where it was shipped all over the world.
Why didn't people see the ray or the flamethrower you would ask me. It is because these rays can only be seen by the most intelligent people. Shit like that won't happen in India, because like we all know the most intelligent people live there. In America there are very few intelligent people, even the Indians who move there become unintelligent in about a week's time. (Remember the blue shiny eyes you get on Dune...well this is basically the same, only you lose your intelligence.) So that is why no one saw the rays that was shot out from the sea.
Now that they had Bush's full attention he was summoned back to Head quarters (which is in a secret location I can't reveal at the moment)
The conversation went something like this. (Remember they were now speaking their native Annunaki language in deep, bass tone)
“Here is your receipt, Banush (Banush is Bush's real Annunaki name). Don't you ever forget to pay again, or there will be trouble.”
“Yes, Paymaster...thank you paymaster.”
“Now there is the little problem of Sammon (Annunaki name of Saddam Hussein) He didn't pay his fee now for the past fifteen earth years and we must teach him a lesson.”
“Yes, Paymaster. What are your orders?”
“I want you to invade that country of his and destroy him in total. When you destroy his capital I am sure he will try to hide underground, like is our reptile nature. Find him there and destroy him.”
“We must be quick about this. It is nearly 2012 and then the bitches arrive. So we only have but a few years left to rule these stupid humans. Oh, the tragedy...”
“Yes, paymaster, I will do as ordered. Is there anything else.”
“No, Banush. You may return to duty...”
Bush salutes and leaves the paymasters office. As the door closes we see how the great reptilian paymaster slowly turns into...into...David Icke... (gasps of horror)
