The truth about our Dark Reptilian Overlords
There are thousands of legends and even more conspiracy theories about the Annunaki or Reptilian Overlords. But as a devoted reader of this blog you know that you will hear the real, absolute truth about the reptilians in this article.
David Icke is the great master exposer of these Reptilian (Lizard) Overlord conspiracy theories and how they control the world through a bunch of humans who are under their control. Icke claims that the Reptilians even take on the forms of real humans by drinking human blood. The humans under their control are called the Illuminati or the illuminated ones, because they have been trained in the dark arts and know what is going to happen on earth as well as being in control of everything. Most of what David Icke says is true, but he is not telling the whole story. Naughty, naughty, David.
But I am going to spill the beans now and they can sent sent Asu the snake headed assassin, or Mnwu, the crocodile tailed assasin after me, I am ready for them. I will spill the beans now and no-one is going to stop me.
These reptilians are from the planet Niburu. This is a twelfth (yes, twelfth) planet in our solar system. Nibiru's orbit around the sun is totally different than that of the rest of the planets. It takes about 20 000 years to complete one orbit around the sun. To save gas the Reptilians who are in control of Niburu only comes to earth when their planet is near to Earth, although they have faster than light travel technology that will allow them to reach earth at any time. The real truth is that they are a stingy lot and hate to waste anything, hence the reptilian brain.
The thing is, with all the evilness and darkness ascribed to the Annunaki, they are in truth a very pathetic lot.
That is why I will henceforth be on their hit list, because I am bringing out something they want to keep hidden.
After people read this the Annunaki will be the laughing stock of the world.
You see, all the Reptilians here on earth are male. Why?
They are here on earth because they ran away from their women folk. Yes, dear reader, the great overlords are here on earth because they ran away from their wives and girlfriends!
They couldn't stand the whinging and nagging anymore: “Drako, why are you sitting there on your tail in front of the from-far-viewing-device? Why are you not helping me with our thousand little reptile children? Was I hatched to be your slave, you big oaf?”
Or: “Marduk, when are you going to buy me a new thing-that-I-wear-over-my-body? You never buy me anything and my other things-that-I-wear-over-my-body is old and doesn't fit me anymore. Get off your rump and do something, you big goon.”
Or: “Mammon, do you think this tight fitting thing-that-I-wear-over-my-body make my tail look big? You don't love me anymore that is why you are looking at those young female hatchlings like that, you pervert.”
When their women folk started hiding their liquid-that-makes-my-head-spin-stomach-warm-and-feel-good-all-over they stripped.
So these guys couldn't take it anymore and the time when Nibiru was near Earth they simply jumped in their space ships and escaped to earth. They were wise enough to destroy all other spaceships and most of the technology that could be used by the females to built other ships.
Unfortunately they forgot about the hatchlings, some of which where males. These little ones quickly helped the mothers to build new spaceships to go and catch the errand fathers.
Now these Lizards simply came here to Earth to camp out, in truth. They didn't have any big plans, just to camp out, maybe by the sea or in the forest, drink a few liquid-that-makes-my-head-spin-stomach-warm-and-feel-good-all-over and have a guy's night out.
But then the locals discovered them.
The Nibiru Reptilians quickly discovered that their most simple devices was of great wonderment to the native Sumerians and Egyptians. They saw that these superstitious, primitive people started worshiping them as gods. Being the henpecked husbands they have been all these years, they liked this and gave themselves all kind of exotic sounding names like the Annunaki (they who from heaven to earth came), the Dark Overlords, the Lord God, Anu of the big penis, Enlil the enforcer, etc, etc.
They also told these humans all kind of weird stories and legends that they read in their own world's comic books and fairy tales and thus human legends and mythology were created.
Now the thing is that human civilization is destroyed every 20 000 years and we have to start right from the beginning again. Why is this?
It is because the reptilian wives comes to earth every 20 000 years to breed with their men folk who are hiding out here. The women come with these huge, immense starships. With these horny women drivers forgetting where the brakes are these ships usually destroy most of human civilization.
If you thought the Annunaki was dark and evil you should meet their wives.
That is why human civilization has got to start from scratch every 20 000 years.
This is also what the ancients are trying to tell us through their monuments, mythology and other stories, but every time humans become civilized enough to study these moments, etc. too many years have elapsed since the previous civilization and the old languages and symbols are forgotten and mistranslated. People then think that the ancients were old fashioned, senile and smoking too much pot and that they simply wrote nonsense and there warnings are ignored. People like Oliver Stone, David Icke, etc. try to warn us, but we simply certify them as mad and take another bite out of our pizza while watching TV.
People know a great disaster is going to take place, but they don't know what. Most other people don't believe it in any case, so the same thing is going to happen over and over again.
That is also what the Wachowski brothers are trying to tell us in The Matrix Reloaded when the architect says; “We have destroyed Zion six times before and we have become extremely efficient at doing it...”
The Annunaki don't tell their humans about this, because they are too ashamed to admit that they are not the evil overlords that they claim to be, but just a bunch of henpecked husbands who ran away from their wives.
So there, gentle reader, you have the whole story...
Please, don't tell David Icke about this; he is just going to write a book saying I am also a Lizard who is just trying to confuse the people.
“Enkil, go start up my thing-with- four-wheels-that-can-move-forward-out-of-its-own-and-roar 'cos I want to go to the-place-where-a-person-can-buy-things-that-you-need.' [note to self: try to find one word each to describe our different forms of technology, etc. These many words to describe one thing is irritating and even the humans beat us in this field.]